Thursday, August 28, 2008

I Spit Hot Fiyah... (Hot Sausage, GET FAMILIAR!!!)



Recognize dat boy, Hot Sausage!! Eli Porter, he's coming for ya! This is destined to be an internet classic.

LYRICS, PEOPLE. SING ALONG:

I invented da hot sausage with cheese and gravy,
With lettuce on the side, I be keep it.. be real..
Remember the days we used to fry the french fries, and eat a l'il ketchup and eat a little mus' (mustard)
I'm hot sausage, I keep it real
I keep it gutta
I keep it faithful,
Lil hot sausage, lil hot sausage, lil hot sausage, pimp dis out, looklooklooklooklook
[Indecipherable, but it sounds like, "You remember dat", or sum ol' Creole ish.]
"You remember dat"(??)
l'il hot sauage out the 3rd ward,
l'il hot sausage out the 4th ward,
lil hot sausage out the 5th ward
lil hot sausage out the 6th ward
lil hot sausage out the 7th ward
lil hot sausage out the 8th ward
the hot sosh' out the 9th ward
the hot sausage out the 10th ward
Who? Lil hot sausage.
Where? Lil hot sausage.
Now? Lil hot sausage.
There she go! Lil hot sausage.
Lil hot sausage hit,
lil hot sausage bounce,
lil hot sausage twerk.
lil hot sausage bwoi i'm... (Ooh!)
lil hot sausage bwoi you yeah..
hot sausage boy you yeah.
Brut (Put) grease on it.
Put cheese on it.
Ooh...lil hot sausage
lil hot sausage
lil hot sausage
[Indecipherable, sounds like, "Gimme that look." or some ol' Jamaican shyt. Buyaka! Buyaka! Blo!!! Either that or "You remember dat" again.. which sounds more likely, I guess, but it's just funnier to include some Jamaica ish.]
A lot of fat niggas, they like to eat hot sausage.
300 lb niggas like to eat hot sausage.
250 lb like to eat hot sausage.
150 lb like to eat smoke sausage.
It's hot sausage it's smoke sausage, it's cold sausage, it's warm sausage.

2nd verse (continued)

lil hot sausage. See there?
You see the numbers? Look at it. You messin' with that, I don't care who you is.
We represent.
this number speaks, for itself.
You know why.
I'm the best... the tenth (!!!??) alive... L'il hot sausage.
Now he keep it real, he keep it life (like?)
Walk, she shake, she gutta with it.
NOW BACK TO THE TOP, YA HEARD ME!? Ooh!!
Lil hot sausage
Lil hot sausage
Lil hot sausage
Lil hot sausage
Dat's Bonose tv, Hot Sausage.