Saturday, June 2, 2007

Porntastic.

And now it's time for our first edition of "Give This Star a Porn Name", the hot new game where we take the name of a mainstream actor and give them a porn certified equivalent. From Janet Jackson was born "Janet Jacme". From Wesley Snipes of course we have Wesley Pipes. Now it's your turn. Give this actor a proper porn themed alter ego. (Winner to be announced.) For bonus points, pornify one of his movies. "Wesley Pipes" and "Woody Harrysack" in... "The Money Shot", that sort of thing.




VING RHAMES


Have fun!

1 comment:

The Doc said...

Personally, i'm thinking Ving Wangs, or Thing Wangs, something like that.