Thursday, August 28, 2008

I Spit Hot Fiyah... (Hot Sausage, GET FAMILIAR!!!)

Recognize dat boy, Hot Sausage!! Eli Porter, he's coming for ya! This is destined to be an internet classic.


I invented da hot sausage with cheese and gravy,
With lettuce on the side, I be keep it.. be real..
Remember the days we used to fry the french fries, and eat a l'il ketchup and eat a little mus' (mustard)
I'm hot sausage, I keep it real
I keep it gutta
I keep it faithful,
Lil hot sausage, lil hot sausage, lil hot sausage, pimp dis out, looklooklooklooklook
[Indecipherable, but it sounds like, "You remember dat", or sum ol' Creole ish.]
"You remember dat"(??)
l'il hot sauage out the 3rd ward,
l'il hot sausage out the 4th ward,
lil hot sausage out the 5th ward
lil hot sausage out the 6th ward
lil hot sausage out the 7th ward
lil hot sausage out the 8th ward
the hot sosh' out the 9th ward
the hot sausage out the 10th ward
Who? Lil hot sausage.
Where? Lil hot sausage.
Now? Lil hot sausage.
There she go! Lil hot sausage.
Lil hot sausage hit,
lil hot sausage bounce,
lil hot sausage twerk.
lil hot sausage bwoi i'm... (Ooh!)
lil hot sausage bwoi you yeah..
hot sausage boy you yeah.
Brut (Put) grease on it.
Put cheese on it.
Ooh...lil hot sausage
lil hot sausage
lil hot sausage
[Indecipherable, sounds like, "Gimme that look." or some ol' Jamaican shyt. Buyaka! Buyaka! Blo!!! Either that or "You remember dat" again.. which sounds more likely, I guess, but it's just funnier to include some Jamaica ish.]
A lot of fat niggas, they like to eat hot sausage.
300 lb niggas like to eat hot sausage.
250 lb like to eat hot sausage.
150 lb like to eat smoke sausage.
It's hot sausage it's smoke sausage, it's cold sausage, it's warm sausage.

2nd verse (continued)

lil hot sausage. See there?
You see the numbers? Look at it. You messin' with that, I don't care who you is.
We represent.
this number speaks, for itself.
You know why.
I'm the best... the tenth (!!!??) alive... L'il hot sausage.
Now he keep it real, he keep it life (like?)
Walk, she shake, she gutta with it.
Lil hot sausage
Lil hot sausage
Lil hot sausage
Lil hot sausage
Dat's Bonose tv, Hot Sausage.

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Sunday, June 22, 2008

Monday, June 16, 2008

Censorship As Art...

Yes, you read right, Censorship AS art, and not "Censorship of Art" as i'm sure you're all no doubt accustomed to seeing.


Hell of an idea, this. Shout out to, the PORN blog, for showing it to me first.

(WARNING: Link is NSFW-- Not Safe For Work, in case you couldn't tell.)


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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Quote of the Day...

Batman Begins/The Dark Knight
director Christopher Nolan

"Nolan sums up his hypocritical approach to Batman nicely by saying he would never do The Penguin because he feels the character is too unrealistic for his world. A big fat capital FUCK....YOU!!! You're telling me that bullshit acid trip fucking Scarecrow crock of shit was realistic?!! You hypocritical, boring, talentless FUCK!! You can't pick and choose whatever the fuck you want to be considered "REALISTIC". The Penguin is a fucking criminal kingpin. The depiction of him as a deformed creature was entirely Burton's creation. You're telling me a short fat fucking criminal boss is too unrealistic for your world Nolan?!! EAT AIDS YOU PATHETIC CUNT!!"

A poster from "Ain't It Cool News", talking about Christopher Nolan's decision to never use The Penguin in his bat-flicks. (Which is actually news to me, but anyhoo...)


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Sunday, June 8, 2008

Just Cuz I Feel Like It...

My Favorite Video of All Time, by my Favorite Group of All Time

dpz, RBG's stand up. Heh, can you believe they actually played this on BET? Post 9/11, this almost looks like footage stolen from an insurgent training camp. Ha. Love the African martial arts segments.

And for my dpz fans out there, they have a new album called "Information Age" that should be out in November. (Around election time, coincidentally enough. I'll have something to space out to while celebrating the inauguration of Obama's presidency.:^J) Here's what's funny. I'm signed up for their mailing list, but I had to go to Wikipedia to even find out about this. C'mon, guys. You should have someone who's on stuff like this.

dead prez The Columbia
Records site that seems to never get updated, and is for all practical purposes broken. Still good for a few pics, some other stuff. (Are they even still *With* Columbia?) The site for DP'z indy label, "Boss Up Records", that has, to date, *NO* mention of a new album. C'mon, y'all.


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Trick Daddy vs. Plies

There was a post on "That Bitch's" Rhymes With Snitch awhile back about a supposed altercation between Trick Daddy and Plies. Mysteriously, there's been little to no more mention of said incident. I was starting to wonder if it was only a rumor. However, I couldn't help but notice that on a recent video from World Hip Hop Trick has a few choice comments for his fellow Florida mc. And also, do remember Trick recently left Slip-N-Slide to form his own "Dunk Riders" label.

Now, i'm not saying this proves the rumor about the fight, but it certainly does lend it more credibility. The vibe i'm getting is that the vet Slip-N-Slide frontman, Trick takes except to young up 'n' comer Plies taking what was once his spot as the label's golden boy. The plot thickens.


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Friday, June 6, 2008

Open Letter to Cory Gunz's Record Label *

Cory Gunz is generating/will continue to generate significant buzz due to his appearance on Lil Wayne's Carter 3. (HUGE props to Wayne, can't say this enough, for putting Young Gunna on wax with him. Not a lot of mc's who'd even do that; help the next man get on, especially somebody who so willfully almost murders you on your own ish.) Gunz killed it on here. One of the rules of power states that you never outshine the master. But Gunz takes no prisoners on this track and pretty much hijacks it from Wayne. (He can't help it; he's just nice as a mofo.) Now would be the perfect time to prep "The Commencement", his first official studio album, for release. Don't squander the opportunity like Atlantic did with Saigon. (When he got the role on Entourage, the album should've been lined up and ready to go.) Look at the buzz CG has generated. And remember, this is just with those who are net savvy enough to have already heard the song. There's quite a few people who still haven't. Just wait until the album comes out, and layfans hear young Cor mass murder the track. That's the kind of publicity you just can't buy.

And he goes in again, with Jadakiss, and murders it again.

Put the man out, please. You like money, don't you? Yah, I thought so. It'd be the perfect opportunity to piggy back Wayne's success, and would guarantee Gunz at least a gold album, which would be enough to at least get his foot in the door. Once people hear his talent, the rest will be easy.

Will it be done? I doubt it.

But man I been sayin...

* As far as I know, Cory recently announced he'd left Def Jam, so I don't know who has him signed now. If he's a free agent, someone, ANYBODY!!!, step in, sign him and put out the album. Or hell, maybe he could just put it out independent. Probably be a smarter move anyway. Just put the album out, A.S.A.P. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity here.


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Dr. Carter vs. Dr. Octagon

Kool Keith, "Waiting List" from Dr. Octagon

Kool Keith, aka Dr. Octagon- Blue Flowers

Lil Wayne, aka "Dr. Carter"- Dr. Carter

Streets is watchin', Wayne. Just thought you oughta know. There's other southern hip hop heads out there who like Nirvana and alt hip hop too, not just you. :) Production even sounds very close to the original, even though the two tracks are credited to two different producers. (Dan the Automator and Swizz Beatz, respectively, so this could get really interesting.)

END POST (Just adding this because this stupid code keeps putting "continue reading" at the end of every post, whether I want it to or not.)

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Sunday, May 25, 2008

This Comedian is the Future...

I can't say enough about Deon Cole. Mark my words, this guy is going to be HUGE in the future. Just like way back when, when I was watching Dave Chappelle and thinking, "This guy's funny as hell; he's going to be a big star someday," I can see that Deon Cole is going to be huge.

There's a certain genius in his bits too. Let's be honest, a lot of times really intelligent black comedians have a very hard time getting over with black audiences. Unless you're telling booty jokes or talking about somebody's momma's nappy hair, a lot of times black audiences will give you the cold shoulder. ("Black Thai." Haha!!!) So the way he uses his notebook to denote the jokes that aren't working is a way to use intelligent humor for those who get it, and still poke fun at it for those who don't.

His delivery brings to mind alternative comics like Steven Wright and Mitch Hedburg. (R.I.P.-- I was waiting for Mitch to become "The Future", but he died first. Too soon, too soon. He was destined for great things. A true genius.)

Plus, really smart black comedy is just a breath of fresh air, you know. I'm tired of comedians pandering to the basest instincts. I don't knock them for it, because i've seen what happens when black comedians try intelligent humor. (They get slaughtered on The Apollo. Comedians in general get slaughtered there, but intelligent comics get massacred.) Which is ironic considering this's the place that exposed us to people like Redd Foxx and Paul Mooney, but that's a whole 'nother blog post.

Anyway, Deon Cole is the future of black comedy.

But man I been sayin'...

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Saigon Leaves Atlantic

Whew, Sai's at it again, venting further about his troubles with Atlantic Records. In a recent MySpace blog post, he complains about being all but ignored by the label.

Some choice quotes:

"I put out 2 songs on Atlantic Records, the first one was called 'Pain in my Life' feat Trey Songz. This song recieved GREAT reviews, massive press and was to set the tone as to who I am and the type of artist I am.. Atlantic Records felt I needed a party song, or a sexual song or something like the other artist they have up there. On one side of the token they're telling me they need to market me to the youth yet they want me to use adult content... They wanted me to tell 12 and 13 year old kids that its cool to be strippers and gangbangers... I live in these communities so I see the power and the effects this music has on our children.. We disagreed and I guess their way of saying fuck me was, they NEVER worked the record at radio.."

"We give them 'Come on Baby' feat Swizz Beatz... And once again, NO radio staff is working it, NO promo tours, not even a fuckin poster or an online banner.. NOTHING.. When it came time to do the video, they gave me 28K.. LOL... 10K more than the measley 18K they gave me for Pain in my Life.. Thats 2 videos for under 50K and this is supposed to break a new artist???... They gave me less than 50K for 2 videos... If you go up to the Atlantic offices their are pictures on the wall of artist you NEVER, EVER, EVER heard of in ya life.. and probably never will... I like to tell myself that the money they were supposed to spend on my project just went to T.I's legal team and court fees...Then I feel they did something good with the money..Haha"

Sometimes I fear for Young Sai's career, because to a certain extent, one has to play politics when dealing with major labels or "The Powers That Be" in general. Sai seems to be unwilling to play the label games. The comments he makes here about the label directly targeting young, (mostly) black kids is a very explosive comment, when you think about it. I hope he knows that many of these label execs have huge rolodexes and maintain contact with one another. (The old "You'll never work in this town again." saw still applies in many cases.) So I hope none of this affects his relationship with the new label.

Which brings us to the good news: He's no longer with Atlantic Records and says he still plans to release "The Greatest Story Never Told" this year, under a new mystery label that will "surprise" everyone.

If I had to guess-- and don't quote me on this-- say hello to the newest member of Def Jam Records (or maybe Jay-Z's rumored new record label), Saigon. No real evidence to back this up, but just a hunch I have.

Read the full blog post here.

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Thursday, May 8, 2008


Anna Kournikova

Give this tennis pro a proper porn-themed name. Here, i'll start you all off. Anna Hornyhova. Think you can do better? Let's hear it. Top entries will be published here.

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Monday, April 28, 2008

A'ight, y'all...

I'ma eat my words on that one. Plies' "Real Testament" to date, has NOT gone platinum. (Hey, these are predictions, not actual science. I can be wrong here.) He did, however, go Gold, which in today's market is an achievement in and of itself. I failed to factor in the average Plies fan, or at the very least his targeted fanbase. I think Tru Life said it best: "Make songs for the [women], that'll get you on top. Do songs for the thugs, bootleggin' won't stop." Plies' fanbase, so-called "d-boys", "thugs", "goons" or what have you, are a lot more likely to buy a bootleg of his album than the actual item itself. I'm inclined to say his followup will either match or best The Real Testament's success, but i'm not betting on the spending power of "goons" again.

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Since 40's the New 30...

Then, has anyone else noticed that...

Papoose is the new Big L?

Joell Ortiz is the new Big Pun?


Plies is the new Soulja Slim?


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MIBS is Back...

Hey everybody,

Know I haven't blogged here in quite awhile, but i'm just writing this to let everybody know that MIBS is officially back in business. See, long story short the reason I haven't been blogging much is because I didn't have a dependable online connection. Dial-up was just a pain. And in the between time, my laptop conked out on me. I've since upgraded to Hi-Speed, and fixed my laptop (bought a new motherboard and installed it myself, so yeah, i'm da man!) so now you can expect to see me updating the place more regularly now and into the near future.


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